March 27, 2007

بحبك يا..مايكروسوفت

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من زمان كان لازم نشكر مايكروسوفت
و بيل غيتس
و وويندوز
بس اليوم حسيت اني مقصرة معهم و قلت لازم يعني اشكرهم
و الله انهم محترمين و اوادم
اقولكم ليش
اول ما بشغل الكومبيوتر كل يوم بيطلع لي الويندوز ابديت
و بقولولي يعني بعد اذنك بدنا نزبطلك المسائل
انا دايما بقول لا بديش
بكون مستعجله
اليوم قلت اشوف شو بدهم
ولا طلع ويندو زغير
مايكروسوفت بتاخد اذن انه تنزل برنامج للتأكيد انه نسخة الويندوز عندي مش كراكد و اصلية
طبعا و بيناتنا و ما تقولو لحدا
النسخة مش اصلية
انا قلت
نــــــــو
نو بالتلاتة و طلعت
قالولي شكرا بس التحديثات المطلوبة ما نزلت
شوفو الزوء
شوفو الاخلاء
يعني انا متاكدة انهم عارفين
و متاكدة انهم بقدرو بمليون طريقة انه يحددوا النسخ المضروبة
بس برضة و بكل زوء بقولو بعد اذنك يعني عشان في ناس نوتي بدنا تساعدينا
هلا طبعا بنسخة ويندوز مضروب ما بتقدر انك تنزل الاكسبلورر 7
و انا حاولت انزله ووصلت لاخر مرحلة لما قالو انه سوري اسفين النسخة الي عندك ما بتنفع
و عاملين موقع بتدفع فيه مبلغ 50 دولار بيفهموك انه انت يا مسكين انضحك عليك
و انك ما كنتش عارف انه نسختك مضروبة و عشان هيك نحنا بدنا نساعدك
و لما تدفع مننزلك الاكسبلورر
مش عارفة مين بيضحك على مين
و مايكروسوفت عارفة انه ملايين النسخ المضروبة شغالة و شايفين بس طبعا الهم مصلحة تضل
متل ما كننا زمان لما نعمل ايميل و يقولك وين بلدك و نروح نختار امريكا عشان ناخد سعة ايميل اكتر(زمان )
هم عارفين نحنا وين
يعني هلا في اي موقع قبل ما تسجل بتلاقي اسم بلدك و علمك مشعشع قدامك
بس برضة الك حرية الاختيار
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المهم..برجع بقول..بحبك يا مايكروسوفت
و مش مزح
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63 comments:

John Doe said...

Don't use monopolistic, old, crappy programs.

Free your mind, Free your spirit, Free your self. Use free software.

Mala2e6 said...

ya3ni balash windows?

istanaa


sho asdak? meen ya3ni? inshalla linux w hal 2osas?

Qabbani said...

LOL

oay Linux is gr8 mal2e6 , any way

3adi u can install IE 7 Full one , and u can get all windows update without check any Key or original stuff

post u mail about it , if u had ADSL so u can install the file it size 400MB for all windows update ..

Mala2e6 said...

really?

thanks qabbani..

i have adsl..am watching funny clips since morning..:D

its great to start a day with a big laugh

i will check my email..thanks again

Anonymous said...

There's no such a thing as a "free lunch"

Anonymous said...

forget abt linux, its really good only but for computer geeks.

the other day i needed like 3 hours downloading packages to play mp3 songs ...
and there are no nice games on it

anyway u can install a patch to make ur windows look original
i will mail it to u

Mala2e6 said...

qwaider

so even if it is cracked microsoft get paid?:D

bas bardo ba7eb microsoft

Mala2e6 said...

anonymous

i am not a computer geek..so linux is out..i think there is a patch or windows wont work..wella ghalat?thanks alot for the help :)

Anonymous said...

لع يا ملاقط.. مايكروسوفت يعني بمصاري.. لينوكس يعني (المفروض) بلاش بس ما بحط بذمتي، هاي اعراض ناس و ربنا امر بالستر.
بس بيني و بينك سمعت انه مشيها هاي اللينوكس بطّال و العياذ بالله. كان اسمها عاتكة بنت جحش بس عشان الموديرن و ما موديرن حوّلته لأسم الشهرة لينوكس! لا عندهلا لا حيا و لا خشا.. يعني لو سمّت حالها لينا.. لينو.. بيمشي الحال بس .. استغفر الله...
الدنيا بآخر زمان
المهم بيقلّك مشيها بطّال عالكمبوطر، و بدك تنّزليلك عليها 20 او 30 شغلى لتصير مثل العالم و الناس لا و البلوة اذا عندك بلنتر و اللا فاقس.. بتنجلطي قبل ما يشتغلو

Anonymous said...

la trodi el linux 6agi3 bs bedik 7ada ye3raf ysta3milo

o mashakel el printer wel fax min el companies elli btesna3hom ma btnzail drivers la linux

bs brdo u should be a little bit geek to use it !!

btw perfecto ;P

Mala2e6 said...

شوف..انا سمعت طراطيش كلام عنها

بس عشان ولايا سكتت

يعني شغلة البلاش هاي ما بتنفي عنها تهمة المشي البطال و العياذ بالله

Mrs. Al Ramahi said...

hehe shayfe ya mala2et hayhum be7ebooki.. the pic is very funny!!heheh

Me said...

Mala2e6, i have enjoyed your post but i am enjoying the back and forth comments too!!!!
funny!

Life said...

mosh tabi3i.. ente faze3ah ea binti... ana ma3 Gates.. o ana kman ba7eb mala2e6 o el manshar..

LOooooooooooooooooooool

Anonymous said...

مطلوبة في مدونة حفرتل

Mala2e6 said...

perfecto
بطلت استرجي احزر مين الانانيمس الا لما تقول

ما هوة اقولك سر عن مايكروسوفت(بما اني متطلعة على اسرارهم و صرت يعني من العيلة بتعرف طعمي التم يتستحي العين و هم ما صدقوا انا رميت هالكلمتين قامو دلقوا حالهم...المهم..انا شو كنت اقول

اه

هلا مثلا استعمل فايرفوكس موزاريلا

رهيب عجيب ..بس تعال عالهوتميل. ما في ريتش تيكست اديتور الا مع الاكسبلورر

يا عمي بحموا بضايعهم و المنافسة شغالة

المهم يا بيرفكتو الله يخليك و يسلمك نقعتني انت و قباني بالانبوكس ساعتين
ما حدش بعت اشي

لا عادي مزح تزعلش يعني عادي
خلص

mrs ramahi
شفتي بيل (خلص رفعت الكلفة) و هوة بيقول منحب ملائط

ما بيسترجي يقول بحب ملائط
مرته غيورة

summer
وصلتي عالقاهرة؟

الحمد الله عالسلامة

مواااا

انجوي يا بعد تشبدي

life

خلص

وصلتي

بما انك بتحبي ملائط و المنشر و كل مايكروسوفت بتحب ملائط يعني رح يوصلك ويندوز فيستا هوم اصلي

مني انا شخصانيا


نورتي المنشر و مايكرسوفت

(صورة واحد جاعص و شايف حاله عالفاضي)

Mala2e6 said...

hayni jayy

sho fee?

7ada min micrsosft 3amelly kameen?

John Doe said...

LOL, Yes i meant linux and hal 2osas hadi.

Anonymous, if it takes you 3 hours to install mp3 codecs, then you obviously are doing something wrong. Because it took me about 15 seconds. Drop me a line and i'll tell you how.

whoever says linux is for geeks, really doesn't know it. It is super friendly to use, but it's different. And that is the most difficult thing, to change your methods and the things you know. Other than that, i really must emphasis that linux is easier than windows to use... once you break the habit!!!

One more thing, I use linux not because it's easier, or because i hate microsoft, or because i am a geek. I use linux because i respect my own freedoms, and wouldn't want any corporation to be my boss and tell me what i can do and what i can't do.
Those who don't respect their freedoms are bound to lose them, and i don't wish to be among them.

Mala2e6 said...

wow faisal that was strong

now i know nothing about linux..so do they have all the things we have on windows? everything ya3ni?

office w mediaplayer w all the additions? and how does it look like?

i will do some search coz now i am curious

thanks for ur input..

John Doe said...

Hehehe, my evil plan succeded :-p

What do you mean everything?
browsers... check
games... check
office suites... check
media players... check
instant messengers... check
text editors... check

Linux has everything that windows offers and much much more. And if you don't like the software that linux provides (yeah, right), you can run windows software on it (but this isn't too simple, it needs some knowhow). And it looks FAR FAR better than vista with that stupid old 3d desktop. (Linux had that for almost a year now, and it ROCKS).
But like i said before, it is different. No more C: and D:, no more control panel, and other little annoyances. Imagine yourself driving automatic cars all your life, and then switching to manual gear. It has some advantages, it has some disadvantages, but it is definitely strange at first look, and will take some time to get used to.

However, if you intend to run photoshop, sorry, linux can't help you there. But why run it on windows? use Apple in that case!!

Sel3 said...

I hate windows it is stupid, and i hate Microsoft big time, and i support all the cracker all over the world. i like Linux, and i confirm to you i'm not a geek. and i agree on the advantages that Faisal said. bas sha3'let freedom o ma freedom.. take it easy Faisal ;-)

حياة تستحق الانقاذ said...

على فكرة كلنا بنعرف انو ماكنتوش هية منافسة مايكروسوفت بس يا ترى سألتو نفسكم ولو مرة ليه مايكروسوفت مشهورة وكبيرة أكتر من ماكنتوش ؟
ببساطة مايكروسوفت سمحت بعملية نسخ برامجها وهاي طريقة زكية لتكسب الرواج وسوق العمل لإلها أما ماكنتوش فحافظت على أجهزتها وأنظمتها وكسبت فئة المحترفين والناس المتخصصين.. وعشان هيك ازا بتروح عشركة ما بتشوف منتجات مايكروسوفت غير عند السكرتاريا والموظفين السنافر
أنا ما كنتش حابة يطول التعليق
بس أنا وقعت بنفس المصيدة يا ملائط
وقلت نفس جملتك
بحبك يا..مايكروسوفت

Anonymous said...

Thank you Mala2e6 for you continued support to Microsoft. We appreciate your business. And would like to take every step to ensure your continued satisfaction with our products.

Anonymous said...

بصفتي المتحدث الرسمي ومندوب مبيعات مايكروسوفت شكرا على الرسالة وبحب احكيلك انو بيل ابو غيتس "صخصيا" سيرسل لك رسالة مكتوبة بخط اليد عشان اتبروزيها وتعلقيها ابغرفة القعدة.

Saned! said...

u crack me up. period.

Mala2e6 said...

Faisal
what you are saying here is in one word..i mala2e6..can never ever use linux

i like automatic cars..ma bed7alo

no control panel?
i cannot imagine life without windows...and if i say IF one day i can use linux..which is oneof the impossibilities..i will come here..and write a love letter to linux

thanks faisal for all the info provided.

Moa_no1
geek here is in the meaning of mgalle3 bil computer..this is how i see it now..i cannot hate windows coz it is my only source now.

كيان

اهلا و سهلا في المنشر

انا عارفة قصة ماكنتوش و مايكروسوفت
و انا هلا بما اني على وجة اني اشتري لابتوب
الكل بقول ماكنتوش
بس الكل اللي بعرفهم ديزاينرز
يعني بعرفو عن شو بحكوا

كمان الماكنتوش اظن لمحته مرة مختلف
يعني لما ننزل برامج بتلاقي الماكنتوش واقف على جنب و بستنى
هل يوجد لينك للماكنتوش ولا يروّح

طولي التعليق متل ما بدك يا كيان المهم انه نستفيد من خبرات الكل
طبعا ويندوز سهلة التطبيق و اولاد المدارس بعرفو يشغلوها
بس يمكن لو كل واحد بدأ ب لينكس و تعلم رح يكون سهل كمان
الفكرة على شو تعودنا

و نحنا تربينا على ويندوز

شكرا كيان لزيارتك



Bill Gates
الراجل الكبير هنا
nawwart il manshar ya bill..well i thouhgt twhile u r here and visiting ya3ni tjeeb b eedak 6alleh..hadyeh..vista maslan..balash..office..balash..
tayyeb ay 7aga ya bill..ya3ni nazleen feekokm 7ob..roshho 3aleena

:D



Abu shakush
شكرا شكرا ابو شاكوش
و اشكر بيل عني و كل الشباب بمايكرسوفت
ما بتقصرو
طول عمركم نخونجية


saned
ahla b hal 6alleh ahla
and u nawwart il manshar..w sa6r jdeed :D

Anonymous said...

ah maho ana kont b3mallik test bedi ashof iza bte23odi tet7azari meen el anonymous ;P

i was planning to kill bell but u guys are friends i will give him a last chance

John Doe said...

It's a shame hearing that mala2e6 :-(

When i said no control panel, i should have said there is a control panel in linux, but it is different. No more start->control panel->XXX, it's different names and different locations.

Anyway, go with whatever you are comfortable with. If you like digital slavery, then enjoy it :-p...

PS: If you want, go to ubuntu.com and download linux there, you can use it without having to install or remove anything from your machine. Just burn it on a CD, boot it up and enjoy :). (warning: since it is reading from CD, it is going to be very slow, but if you install it, you'll see how faster than windows it is).

Anonymous said...

Ya Mala2e6, Mish yid7ako 3alaiki shillet el Mac wil Linux! Tarahom bikhabbso

1) Open doesn't mean better
2) Open doesn't mean it has drivers
3) Windows has a lot of open source products (if you want)
4) Apart from Star and Open office, I don't recall seeing any office suite that works on Linux
5) There's nothing for free, if you run linux you will need an "in-house-guru"
6) If it takes an expert 15 minutes to install MP3 player (compared to taking a novice 0minutes on Mac or PC) then you're wasting your time. (just an example of how it's really hard
7) Open doesn't mean freedom. Infact you'll be tied in to the "freedom" slavery
8) Most companies are flocking back to windows after the bubble of linux has bursted and the real cost have been revealed.
9) The totcal cost of ownership for linux (TCO) is WAY HIGHER since ou will really need an expert to do everything for you
10) You don't need to ever recompile the kernel in Windows
11) If you don't understand what 10 means, you REALLY don't want to be running linux
12) Mac is a cute toy, don't be caught playing with one. Most people who use it have thier head shoved way up thier .... but they don't realize it
13) Mac is WAY more expensive than PC in EVERY POSSIBLE WAY. Software, Hardware, closed system, hard to expand, hard to enhance, hard to upgrade and VERY PICKY on devices
14) With linux who do you blame if you have a problem?!
15) I don't think you're larger than London stock exchange, and they're running ... yes yes ... windows!

Yalla ... saba7 el full

7usam said...

mala2et ,, you should attend one of Jordan Linux Group Meetings :D

to know more about Linux in jordan visit www.jolug.org

happy M$ windows

Mala2e6 said...

perfecto

shoft film kill bill? lool..lazem ne7dar aflam aktar..ba2ool nerja3 min il awwal la godfather w nemshi min honak..3ashan njaded ya3ni :)

faisal

ya3ni inta bte7ki mfakerni hal khebra il raheebeh

ya faisal ya khoy ana w a3ozo billa min kilmet ana..ya3ni ya doooob windows w msalkkeh..
bass wallhi thank you for all this info 3anjadd u r a very loyal linux user

Qwaider
wow

another enthusiastic windows user

lol..i was about to tell you what is a kernel when i saw point num 11..i don't

and u r right..who do we blame when the exploere shuts down mitl ma 3am yseer hal2 ma3i maslan?

w ya3eesh windows..ya3eesh bill gates b palace w shokran la qwaider for this elaborate explanation

ya3teek alf 3afyeh..hope u r feeling better today(shoftak 3end abed bet2ool mareed mish ader tis7aj)

Mala2e6 said...

7usam

thanks for the link..i should read more than i blog to be well informed..

seems like i know nothing..

alla ya3teekom il 3afeyeh..


mashalla il shabab kolkom rahebeen...:D

Anonymous said...

ana i dont know what is going on .. BUT just wanted to say hi ... coz i'm the only person here who dont know how can i help ... so ??????

Mala2e6 said...

wala ana ya bara2..

jama3et il windows w jama3et il linux shaddo ma3 ba3ad shway..

mnawereh..ta3ali is7abi korsi w ishrabi ishi ma3i :D

John Doe said...

Finally, a person who actually dared to fire a shot at linux, and -oh goodie :D- he, uses windows... this is going to be soooo much fun.

Qwaider, let me disect your points one by one:
1) Sure open doesn't mean better, but it means you have control over it.
2) Open does not mean it has drivers, but if you actually looked at the driver list, you'll see that linux supports almost 3 times the number of devices that windwos vista supports.
3) windows has ZERO open source products.
4) you really didn't use Koffice, right? and by the way, star office is for sun solaris, not linux.
5) In house guru? lol, you need one to wipe all the worms, viruses, trojans, spyware and adware on your windows machine. But true, nothing is for free, linux cost is having to learn something new.
6) takes an expert 15 minutes to install mp3? where did you come up with that? i am no expert, and it took me about 15 SECONDS.
7) freedom slavery? lol.. what bullshit is that? if you consider it slavery that once you use free software you have to keep it free, then you have social issue.
8) what companies? entire companies and countries are moving TO linux and AWAY from windows. simple examples would be germany, britain, japan, france, ......
9) TCO?? omg, you really are a microsoft mid-level manager, right? Nobody cares about TCO, everybody cares about ROI (return on investment) and it is WAY better in linux.
10) You say that as if it's a good point? not upgrading the kernel for 6 long years of XP? in linux you don't have to do it, and when you want to, you don't actually compile, linux does that for you. You only say, linux, i want a new kernel, and poof there you have it. Serious, it is THAT simple.
11) Another point of M$ FUD. You don't need to even know how to use anything except the mouse to run linux. If you say anything else, it either means you never used linux, or you don't know how to use the mouse with linux.
12) Personal grudge here??
13) Who brought mac into the scene? Mac is not free, and therefore i am against it as well.
14) With windows who do you blame if you have a problem? That EULA (End User License Agreement) that you click i accept on says that microsoft is not responsible for anything that happens, EVEN IF IT WAS THEIR FAULT. don't believe me? read it for yourself.
15) Well, maybe the are, but everybody else runs linux :).

And another note, windows is only out there on desktop machines, but super computing? linux or ibm. handheld and embeded devices? linux is eating it up. servers? linux is at 70% market share.

Please research what you say next time, and in the meantime, it was fun :)

PS: Free does not mean free of charge. Think of it as Free Speech, not Free Beer.

John Doe said...

One more thing, check this out to see how much more beautiful linxu is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD7QraljRfM

Mala2e6, wallahi sadgini, i am not talking to you as if you are an expert of any kind. Believe me when i tell you linux is easier than windows to use.
You don't want to use it, fine, that's your choice, but i really must show you the different options, and you make up your own mind.

Anonymous said...

I am so amused with Anti-Microsoft hate for he sake of hate people. 99% don't even know what he hell they're talking about .. if anything it just shows how much green nuggets they are.

Mala2e6, I suggest you DO attend a meeting for Jordan Linux community to see my point as clear as night and Day. I wish Imad Hajjaj would make a Cartoon about that.

Now To Mr Dajani, point-2-point
1) You do? read the EULA, and what exactly do you mean you have control over it? You can Use it? LOL!
2) WOW, 3 times the drivers of an Operating system that has been out for what? 1 month? Aren't you ashamed of your self? It's like saying you read 3 times more books than a 1 year old baby! Now, compare with: XP,2k3, 2k, ME, 98, 95, god even windows 3.11 has more drivers STILL than Linux does!
3) Doh! You're full of it man! Even Windows code ITSELF is being disclosed to JDP (that's Microsoft Joint development Partners) which range from vendor manufacturers to security firms and government agencies.
4)I thought Star office worked on linux! Oh too bad. Mala2e6 that's only kOffice, a product virtually unknown to anyone. Actually I would have thought it's a Plus to have star office on Linux and would have "shutup" about it if I were you
5) I haven't had a single virus, worm, trojan or spyware on any of my machines which are ON THE INTERNET with no protection for years. All I have is, simply, updated windows. Oh and by the way, if there were more people running linux, you would start seeing more of this. Even the scum of the earth (hackers and malware writers) didn't even bother with linux! why would users?
By the way, the number of Security issues found, is almost the same for windows and Linux. Just read latest security bulletins to know more
6)My bad, I mean 15 seconds compared to 0 seconds that equals Eternity. But are you telling the truth? is it really 15 seconds? It takes you longer to download it, install it, and check it ... Still compared to 0 seconds... that's way more
7) I thought you would get it, but obviously you didn't. You even decided to have a sense of humour. Alright, let me entertain you. You will be slave to the handful of people running on Linux. Apart from a few server applications There is nothing. What is the latest "Cool" linux game you know? What's the latest Business development tool you have? None! what does that mean? You made yourself a slave of?... come on ... say it .. don't be ashamed of yourself. Yes yes ... A slave of open which is .. just as bad
8) Old news man, London Stock exchange, i.e. Britain is Windows. Continental Airlines switched back. Even Go Daddy, The domain company switched from Linux to Windows. I'm talking about seriously huge companies who got fooled by enthusiastic propaganda and ended up biting their arms off and went back.
9) TCO, ROI what ever you want to call it, almost all have agreed that on the long run Windows has proven to be a better choice for companies. Don't take my word for it, Ask the millions who actually DID SWITCH and regretted it and they're paying more to switch back to windows. (switching back is cheaper than staying). Imagine this, if switching back is so much cheaper than staying with Linux, how much cheaper is it to not get fooled by the cool-aid slogans. All I need is half a brain to understand what I just said.
10) LOL .... Yes, tell that to my grandmother. How exactly do you expect her to recompile the kernel? Remember the computer is being used by people OTHER than the bunch of geeks running linux. You should try going out sometimes :)
11) It's WELL KNOWN that the learning curve for linux is FAR HIGHER than windows. Many things are just not intuitive or where you would expect them to be. Now I'm not saying linux has not come a LONG way. But on usability even the most devoted fans of linux have admitted that they were lagging. And that they will do something about it ... don't cry .. things will get better
12) Grudge? Against a cute toy like Mac? oh come on .. don't be silly. It's just CUUUUTTTEEEE :). Is it serious? hell no!
13) Just spreading the love man .... To show you, I'm not really bashing linux because I have something in specific against it. It has a strong foot hold in Academia, but that's it!
14) Dude, if it's their fault, the WHOLE industry will descend on their head. If there is a problem who're are you going to call? Your geeky friend down the road who might be too busy squeezing his zits off his face. Very reliable!! :) (and again, even the greatest Linux fanboy knows that this is an area of improvement for linux)
15) Everybody else? Can you explain the record high sales of windows Servers at the expense of Mini-computers, Unix AND linux?

New points:
Ever heard of winhp? Yes, that's Supercomputing running Windows. Millions, of businesses run Windows. 700 MILLION people run windows and you think you're smarter than all of these ... Good luck :)
IBM has a personal vendetta against microsoft, and that's why they continue to push linux. Which will no longer be the "nice and friendly penguin" for long. Mark my words
Linux is eating from the legacy share of Unix, not Windows which is eating from both of them. don't take my word for it, check what IDC and Gartner group are saying. But I wouldn't hold those against Linux. I'll just say. People who have tried the so called "Open" freedom, ran back to the cage. Does that mean anything to you? Maybe ... maybe not ... the choice is yours. Mine continues to be with Windows. [PS, I used to run a bunch of flavors of Unix over 13 years ago. I still am, but only for fun. I sure as hell won't run any unix/linux on my laptop]


LOL ... I just love how you prove my points over and over!! .. And this is from someone supporting Linux ... What would you have said if you ware against it!!! Thank you so much :)

Anonymous said...

يا عمّي ميكروسوف نصابين وشغل سواليف حصيدة وحكي فاظي , بس زي ما بحكي المثل , أجاك يا بلوط مين يعرفك ..... كل ميكروسوفت انجنيير إله هاكر يربيه لوووووووووووووووووول ......
ملاقط شيك يور إيميل

Anonymous said...

Hello all,
Imad Hajjaj - MAC user.
Attend a meeting for Jordan Linux community - please tell me when and where coz I'll be there.
The best thing that you ever will do is:
1. Format your windows.
2. Install Linux red hat.
3. Drink your milk and have a deep sleep.

John Doe said...

Qwaider:
1) Control over it, means i can use it for whatever purpose i want (you can't do that with windows), i can modify it if i wish, and i can give it to whomever i decide with no legal obligations. I don't have to respond to anybody when using it.
2) I compared to Vista because it is supposed to be the grand new height of M$, but since you say that their newest achievement is a load of crap, i'll compare to something else. Linux has more than 1.5 times drivers than XP SP2 has. happy now?
3) Disclosing your code isn't making it open source. If you can not redistribute it, or change it, it is NOT open source. Sadly that is the case with M$.
4) If you want a complete list of office productivity suites that run on linux then get a very long piece of paper, start office does run on linux, along with open office, koffice, goffice, microsoft office and many many more. How many run on windows?
5) Check your machine again. I assure you, you are infected. M$ security advisories tell you to format your machine every 6 months to make sure they are clean. True the number of advisories are the same for linux and windows (plus minus a few), but the severity of linux issues is far lower, and response times is almost 4 times faster than windows.
6) Well if 15 seconds is too long for you , wait until April 9, then Ubuntu linux would come with all those preinstalled and remove this point completely.
(i don't understand how you can wait for windows to reboot a million times a day, but not 15 seconds for linux to install mp3 codecs. Bistandards anyone??)
7) Latest games? i'm playing World of Warcraft and need for speed on my linux machines. Business model tools? i'm using toad for DB management, and kproject for project management tools. You really really really never used linux, or gave it a fair chance.
8) London stock exchange is simply one little example, and it definitely does not represent Britain. What does represent Britain, is the ministry of health, education, public transporation, labor, and many more. All of which are using linux.
9) Who are they that you keep referring to? i can direct you to many reports and testimonials from gartner and others that show that linux is cheaper. Sure, there are those who switch back, there is no one solution for everybody, but it is completely not what you represent it. Sadly that is the M$ way of FUD (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt) which they have been using since 1999 to combat new technologies.
10) Didn't i say you don't compile? In my entire experience with linux i upgraded the kernel more than 12 times, each of which took me 10 seconds, Linux would notify me that there is a new upgrade, and i would select Yes to upgrade and the rest happens automatically. If you didn't know, those windows updates? they upgrade your kernel, but you don't know. Same thing here.
11) If we take a person who never used computers before it wouldn't matter the least. Only those whose knowledge was contaminated with windows have a difficulty using linux, only because it is different. Not because it is unintuitive. At least in linux, when i want to control my keyboard, i can expect to find the controls in they keyboard section, not in keyboards, regional settings, and input devices.
12) Well... ok.
13) again, ok.
14) How many security violations had entire businesses trip? when wall street screeched to a halt in the late 90's because of security flaws, what did microsoft do? absolutely nothing!!! The only software that is guaranteed and (makfool, sorry forgot the word in english) by the manufacturer is Oracle. If something goes oracle will pay you. Nobody else would even admit that it is their responsibility. Really, read the EULA.
15) You can't compare by sales, because microsoft sold almost double the server licenses that linux sold, but it actually lost 10% market share. That is because linux has lower ownership costs.

Winhp? that was only introduced in the last 18 months, and i really wouldn't bet my money it.
Linux is eating from the legacy share of Unix? that was correct back in 2001, now almost all servers are linux, mobile and handhelds are almost completely linux (windows CE proved to be a complete disaster), and super computing is between linux and IBM. Windows is only present on the desktop, and lately in the gaming console market. I wouldn't even mention the Zune, because so far it is a laugh.

Running unix on a laptop? lol.. that is funny indeed. Not running linux on a laptop? that is even funnier. It is your choice, but you definitely are missing out. now, where do you live? so i can come around and leech your internet access from your "secured" windows machine? :-p

Anonymous said...

Dude, I don't know what you're smoking but you're almost wrong on every point or lying (over inflating, exaggerating, bullshitting) on every point!
Spare yourself the pain and agony and think! nothing more!
Linux is a piece of crap and you know it (deep inside)
I'm just not going to waste my time on more of this junk! This has been talked about a million times around the internet and there is no use!
If you hate Microsoft, you just hate Microsoft. Period!

Anonymous said...

Oh I forgot to mention couple of things...
On the Smartphone front. Even major players like Samsung, and Motorola have decided to produce Smartphones, I doubt the reason for that is because it's a failure. Fact is, it doing very well. Almost every person I know has a smartphone nowadays. None of which is running linux. Smartphones are doing today what iPhone is promising to do in few more months. But we'll have to see about that

Lastly, My blog runs on Windows, Go ahead, give it your best shot ... Entertain me...
PS, you totally lost all respect when you blew it with "linux has 1.5x the drivers". That was it :)

On Supercomputing, Which is purely academia, it's the last strong hold of Linux. If you see that list 10 years ago, it would have been almost all Unix. Now, that has been displaced by Linux. Suprizingly, Cray and SGI are still holding thier own. My good old faithful SGI is still there. Allah yir7am Ayyamo :)

Mala2e6 said...

anonymous 1
thanks alot for the gharad you sent..it worked perfectly..and i even went to windows update and ..take this i installed the validation thing and now i have windows xp geniune and explorer 7..which i really don't like alot but i know i will get used to it

thanks again :D nawwart il manshar

Anonymous 2

imad uses mac..akeed if they say it is good for design and he is a cartooonist..i hate milk and i love windows..:D

no formatting my friend..thanks for ur visit..nawwart il ma6ra7

Qwaider and Faisal

guys you are really pros..u know what u r talking about and i don't..i am lost..but i gained lots of info on both windows and linux..

i want to congratualte both of on ur enthusiasm ,knwoledge..and o the time you spent on putting down ur ideas..


you both seem convinced with what you are using ..and if it makes you happy then ..use it..windows mac linux..el mohem stay connected

that was really a very interesting debate..

John Doe said...

Hehehe, ok ok mala2e6, if you want it to end, then it'll end. But apparently i drink, smoke pot, lie, talk about crap, and this debate is totally junk!!
You know what they say: "The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts: the less you know the hotter you get." -- Bertrand Russell

I'll now do an extensive research to show qwaider solid facts about linux and microsoft positions on the server, super computing, handheld devices, and number of drivers. Then another research on digital rights, and how microsoft is abusing every ounce of it, and post them to my blog. I'll link a trackback here, i hope that's acceptable.

Mala2e6 said...

no faisal..it is ok with me..ana ma 2olt end it..

bass il3abo sawa sawa..khaleekom as7ab..:D

anything you want to do is acceptable..feel free Faisal..

ام العيال said...

mala2eeeet
hala wala wasalna

bell maara wa7de

mashy ... bokra bet7awly el manshae ela dry clean:)

Anonymous said...

Actually, people get fed up of repeating themselves over and over and over ... This debate has been going on for years.

Dude, When I was your age, I was running Windows, Irix, AIX, HP-UX, Solaris, SCO, Mac, you name it, I ran it.

I don't want to say something stupid like "Windows is the king of all OS's" But I think there are many things to prove to you and to many people that 700million people using the most successful operating system in history.
Why did I say that last statement?
1) If you make the most successful company in History of Software, then you reserve bragging rights. please correct me if I'm wrong
2) When you ship the most units of anything, you reserver bragging rights
3) When you have faced fierce competition from (examples, not even nearly close to full): IBM, Novell, Apple, Oracle, Symantic, SCO, Sun, CA, Yahoo, Google, and many others. And you STILL make more profit than all of them.... I guess there is something to be said there. You say it. I will remain shut up

When I say "Smoking" it's a figure of speech my young friend. I thought you knew what it means.

Please, go do your research. It would be a very good learning experience. Always remember that there are much more than meets the eye. But Answer me couple of things:

How much did the Linux international community contribute to Jordanian Economy? (Zero) You can check what Microsoft has done for Jordan.

How many CHARITIES benifit from Linux in Jordan? (Zero), check with Jordan River Foundation on the efforts of Microsoft, and Bill Gates (personally). Just to give an example.

You see, there is a lot of "junk" floating around, especially in Academia, and in small time development work. I have made this mistake in the past, and I'm not going to repeat it.

Microsoft totally dominates the SMORG market, and But Windows and Linux are chipping away from the legacy of Unix for many good reasons. But My good friend (and PLEASE I beg you check and confirm this) When you get to the server business. Linux is no longer free. (Call IBM and check with them)

Now, Microsoft is anti Piracy (as a policy) But, have you heard of a single person who was sued because he was using pirated Microsoft products? (I don't want to say it's legal) But have you? I've heard of people doing Jail time for downloading MP3s (Kids 12 and 13 here in the US)
Activation, registration, and all that junk is really not there to stop people from pirating the software but just as a bump on the road (I can get around it in seconds) Yet, I would never run pirated software (Software is my bread and butter, I wouldn't want someone doing that to me)

Anyway... Enjoy your research, and focus on Drivers, Usability, Internationalization, UI, compatibility and yes, security too :)
Don't hold a grudge, if you feel offended. I am sorry, I apologize.


Mala2e6 ... Thanks and sorry for taking so much space... Bas min el 3asham yakhti...

John Doe said...

lol.. no grudge at all qwaider, it was actually a refreshing and interesting debate.

I'll try to post the research as soon as possible, but i won't promise anything for at least 2 weeks... too much work, not enough world of warcraft :-(

Anonymous said...

b3d iznik mala2e6

guy u don't have to fight over which is better linux or windows ...
each OS has it users and its usage and it users

i don't expect my mom to use linux for example

and qwaider for Gos's sake, u dont HAVE TO remcompile the kernel, u will just gain better performance if u did

and abt the mp3 player thing if ur talking abt me im not that expert ! and it took me long time bcz i use fedora which has no packages that have to do with multimedia at all, if u use SUSE for example the mp3 player is already there ..

and hello google.com use linux

but again i dont say windows should vanish, there are users in the level of my gramdma in the world !

perfecto, thank God u did not make guesses this time ya shattora none of el shabab el anonymous above is me

Anonymous said...

hehehehehe
5alas i will bs ana ma bshrab 2ahwa .. wala shai .... wala eshe sa5en .. so e3malelek kaset 3ser w haine 3la el6are2 .... enshallah awsal w ala2eke salma mnhom :))

Mala2e6 said...

ام العيال

شفتيني؟

شفتي بيل؟
انا وصلت و رجعت و انتي مش هون

يا ريتك كنتي لما اجا و عملنا الحفلة و جبنا هرايس و سمسمية

تمنيتك معنا

Qwaider

wala yehimmak..i am enjoying this although some of the stuff said i cannot comprehend well

il blog blogak :)

Faisla
we are all looking forward to that faisal..take your time

perfecto

la ma ana 3reft...ino anonymous mish perfecto...ba3dain ya peerfecto u can write ur name ya3ni bedoon ma ykoon 3endak blog..3adi..badal ma adal a7zar..:D

kollo compiling compiling..sho ya3ni?

bara2

teslamili yakhti..walla ana tarakthom w tel3t..rje3t la2eethom metsal7een w bel3abo warcraft sawa..alla yhaddi il nfoos ..

shokran 3al 3aseer..latheeth..djiddanلذيذ جدا

Anonymous said...

miss u manshar :love:

bs ajeet asabe7 :shy girl:
saba7ek 3asal ya bet ;)

Anonymous said...

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https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419
تمكنك هذه الإضافة من عرض الصفحات كأنها على الإكسبلورر
يعني مشكلة الريتش إديتور تستطيع عرضها على الفاير فوكس بعد تركيب هذه الإضافة.

لكن اعتقد ان بيل جيتس يمكن يزعل منك لأنك من مستخدمي الفايرفوكس :)

History Of Me!!! said...

هل تعلمين ان الكثير من افكار الوندوز الجديدة مسروقة من يونكس
looking glass؟
بالعربي هدول شلة حرامية
والدليل
http://iroboto.blogspot.com/2007/02/blog-post_2950.html

Mala2e6 said...

mnoshty

manshar misses u

yes3d saba7ek ya amar

osamayy
شكرا للنك
انا نزلت فايرفوكس زمان و دايما موجود عندي لانه مرات الاكسبلورر بيشرت و بيضرب فلازم يكون عندي باك اب
بعدين هدا الاكسبلورر الجديد متل الفيرفوكس عاملين فيه تابز

قلودييين

Rozaa..فاقد الذاكرة

و الله انا ما بعرف انتو اللي بتعرفو

انا بس بكيّف على اي اشي جديد بتنزله مايكروسوفت و انا بستفيد منه

هلأ باجي بشوف شو القصة عندك
شكرا

Life said...

shabaaaaaaab ana kan 3ndi assignment for uni about linux and microsoft.. so thanks for all that.. I will put this comments page as a reference :D haha

Anonymous said...

ومن الحب ما عمل دسك كونكت
هههه يشرفنا لو قمتي بزيارتنا فعندا لك ولضيوفك الحل والكثير الكثير ان شاء الله
www.nawasreh.com/vb
منتديات النواصره

Mala2e6 said...

life
شايفة كيف المنشر اله فوائد؟
انا لو محللك و عندي شباب فهمانين و دروس بلمهم على بعض يعني بخليهم يساعدوني و الله ما رح يقصروا

anonymous
شكرا لزيارتك و تعليقك

هيثم زيدان said...

شكرا لك على هذه النشرة الميكروسوفتية الصراحة عجبتني و ارسلتها لمجموفتي البريدية مع انها مجموعة اي تي بس نشرتك كمان بتنفع تكون اي تي , بامكانك زيارة هذا الرابط بيوضح طريقة تنصيب وندوز اكس بي بالفيديو
http://freeitmedia.blogspot.com/2006/12/install-windows-xp-pro-how-to.html
و من هنا طريقة تنصيب لينكس سوزي مع وندوز اكس بي كمان بالفيديو
http://freeitmedia.blogspot.com/2006/07/install-linux-suse-v10-how-to.html

هيثم زيدان said...

و من هنا بتقدري تشوفي بالفيديو طريقة تنصيب وندوز فيستا
http://freeitmedia.blogspot.com/2007/03/vista-installation.html

Mala2e6 said...

شكرا اخ هيثم لزيارتك و تعليقك و شكرا على الرابط

Anonymous said...

عجبتنى :

إحنا تربينا على الويندوز

حسيت حالي بتفرج على دعاية نيدو!!

على فكرة أنا بستعمل لينكس، من سنتين بس، ومعاه تطورت مهاراتي بشكل كبير، لإنه مشاكلي بطلت إنه الدرايفرات فرطت فجأة، أو إنه فقع الكمبيوتر فايروس شل أمله!!

أو إنه الدرايفر من DIGITALLY SIGNED

وارتحت كمان من مشاكل النسخة المرخصة أو مش المرخصة

وخلصت من مشكلة الريجستري اللي بيتعبا وبده برامج تنظيف

وفرمت الجهاز لإنه تعبى زبالة وبده حملة تنظيف

وخلصت من الدوارة على كراكات إذا السوفوير غالي ... وبدي اشتري سي دي من البسطات اللي على الشارع!!

وخلصت من الرعب اني بستعمل TRIAL VERSION ممكن تنتهي فترة التجربة وهسة إجا دور الدفع!!!

أولادي صارو يشتغلوا وظائفهم على اللينكس في البيت!

وزوجتي بتحكي مع أهلها على برامج الاتصال في اللينكس

والولد بيعرف ويندوز في المدرسة، وتفوق في صف الكمبيوتر لإنه الويندوز في نظره لعبة تافهة، والنظام اللي في البيت بيخليه يفهم كثير أشياء لأنه مش مصنوع من البلاستك زي مايكروسوفت ويندوز كل شوي بينكسر، اللينكس مصنوع من الميلامين

فأنا بناءا على نظرية تربينا على الويندوز، أنا بربي أولادي على حليب لينكس اللي بيغذيهم بالمعرفة المطلقة، وفيه كالسيوم النص المفتوح، وبيخلصهم من العقد اللي تربى جيلنا عليها، الرخصة، والفايروس والدريفرات التعبانة والبرامج اللي مش معروف ليش ضاربة؟ فجأة


تحياتي وأرجو لكل الآباء والأمهات التركيز على العقد النفسية اللي تربينا عليها ومحاولة تربيتهم في بيئة ما فيها عقد، وفيها فيتامينات الإبداع والتعود على الأنظمة المفتوحة!!

تحياتي لكل اللي استطاعوا يهربو من سجن مايكروسوفت، بس مجرد انهم جربوا!!!

Anonymous said...

على فكرة أنا كنت أكره اللينكس قبل سبع سنين لما نزلته ما تعرف على كرت الصوت ولا على CD ROM DRIVER اللي نزلته منه تخيلوا!!!

وأخذت عنه فكرة سيئة جدا، جدا جدا جدا جدا جدا جدا جدا

وفجآة صارت معي مشكلة عجيبة لإني اشتريت لابتوب عليه ويندوز إكس بي، جنني إذا زبط درايفر الصوت بيخرب درايفر الشاشة، أو بيبطل يتعرف على الكيبورد!!

المهم نشف ريقي، وكل شوي فورمات، ودور على المشكلة، بدون فائدة.

فجأة صديق إلي اعطاني CD لينكس أوبن سوزي

ما كانت راح اخسر شي!!
نزلته، والمفاجأة كانت أنه تعرف أوتوماتيكيا على كل اشي في الجهاز!!!

وشبكته على النت واشتغلت نت، وشبكته بوصلة اليو اس بي على الموبايل واشتغلت عليه، وكمان شبكت انترنت عن طريق الموبايل!!

شوي تأكدت انه الوايرلس والبلوتوث كمان شغالين، وبكفاءة عالية.

حبيت اكمل التجربة واقرأ أكثر، اكتشفت انه اللينكس مغطى بقناع تجربتي السابقة فيه!!

ولاحقا بديت أحن للويندوز ... زي اللي مضيع الماما!!

بدون سبب!!

بس اللينكس كان زي الزوجة الحلوة اللي بتغير كل شوي موديل وبتخليك مهووس فيها!!! وبتنسيك اللي حواليك

بتقدر تغير شكل النظام بالكامل لويندوز
أو ماكنتوش

أو حتى تخليه شكلة أهبل، أو من الفضاء الخارجي ... زي ما بدك

كانت ها قشور...


بعدين تطور معي الأمور وصرت مغرم بنظامي الجديد، وصرت افكر إيش اللي ممكن ما يشتغل على نظامي، مش العكس!!!

طبعا في الطريق نزلت أوبونتو لأنه النت دايما ملياااااااان تفاصيل وحلول وإبداعات عن الأبنتو

بس بدكم تعرفوا يا جماعة اني واجهت شوية معيقات!

ما كانت الامور مخملية طول الوقت، بس فيه اوفيس وبقدر اعمل save لملفاتي اللي تفتح بالويندوز

وفي انترنت، وفية برامج رسم متطورة، وفيه ناس مخلصة ومبدعة كل يوم بتطور منتجاتها اللي ببلاش ولكل الناس هدية مجانية

كل شي موجود حتى الألعاب الثلاثية الأبعاد

والماسنجرات كلها على الإطلاق

وزيادة عليها ما بتحتاج لأي مضاد فايروسات أو درايفرات أو تخلف عقلي ....

وفيه مواقع بالهبل كلها بتحكي عن اللينكس، وبتدعم قواعد البيانات وبرامج الاتصال، ولغات البرمجة والترجمة LOCALIZATION

ومش عارف إيش ممكن بدكم راح تلاقوه

وعلى فكرة الأبنتو حالفين يمين يظله مجانا بشكل أبدي ويظل سهل التعامل للآدميين

وعلى فكرة (رقم إثنين) : النسخ القادمة من اللينكس راح تكون شيء مبهر (إن شاء الله) حسب تجمعات الأفكار المقدمة في مواقع لينكس المختلفة، عماله يصير إشي كثير راقي ومتميز مش راح نلاقي حد مدفوع الأجر يصنع إشي بيشبهه!!!!


كمان (على فكرة ثالثة) ممكن تطلب السيدي ويوصلك للمنزل ببلاش، للمنزل!!!!

بس ادخل على الموقع:

http://www.ubuntu.com/


يا جماعة ما في عقد، وبيجنن

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