Mad Magazine

what ? me worry?

I can't wait to get this issue

I"ve been reading Mad magazine since i can remember but recently i was wrapped up in many other diverting daily life issues and at a moment of total despair..I found my self say the words of my dearest Alfred newman:

What? ME Worry??...

I haven't bought my favourite magazine for so many years and now i find myslef in real need to get my old laughs back

Alfred E. Neuman is a fictional person, mascot of EC Publications' MAD Magazine. As the gap-toothed, freckled kid who never worries, he has appeared on almost every MAD cover. Every issue has a "thought provoking" quote attributed fictionally to him."What, Me Worry?"

Some Quotes by Alfred Newman

"A plastic surgeon's office the only place where no one gets offended when you pick your nose!"

"A teacher is someone who talks in our sleep!"

"Blood is thicker than water... but it makes lousy lemonade!"

"Getting old is when a narrow waist and a broad mind change places!"

"How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?"

"How come we choose from just two people for President, and fifty for Miss America?"

"If opera is entertainment, then falling off a roof is transportation!"

"If you repeat the same grade once you're a dummy-if you repeat it 20 times you're a teacher"

"Most people are so lazy, they don't even exercise good judgement!"

"Most siblings won't share anything except embarrasing stories about you!"

Smoking helps you lose weight -- one lung at a time!"

"Talk is cheap-but say the wrong thing to your parents and it'll cost you!"

"Teenagers are people who act like babies if they're not treated like adults!"

"Who says nothing is impossible? Some people do it every day!"

"You can be on the right track and still get hit by a train!"