November 19, 2007

طروادة_ النسخة الاردنية المعدلة

Troy
او طروادة بالعربي
ملحمة تاريخية كتبها زمان هومر و اخرجها للعالم ولفغانغ بيترسن
عام 2004
قصة طروادة عن باريس الشاب اللي يحب زوجة ملك اسبارطة هيلين و بتهرب معه
و لما زوجها بيعرف بيتحلف مع اخوه اغاممنون اللي عينه على طروادة و بيلاقيها فرصة ليسيطر عليها
و عشان يتاكدو انهم رح يكسبوا الحرب بيستعينو بصديق
الي هوة اخيل
و اخيل اول ما ولد مسكتة امه من كعب اجرة و غطستة بماء النهر المقدس و هيك صار انسان صعب يموت
بس نقطة ضعفه هية كعب اجره
Achilles heel
و بيحاربو و بيدخلو طروادة عبر الحصان الخشبي اللي بيتخبى فية مئات المحاربين
تخيلوا اديش كبير
حرب طروادة اخدت سنين طبعا و انتهت بموت اخيل لانه نشّن على كعبه باريس بسهم
قصة من الميثولوجي الاغريقي
و بعد بيترسن
قررت اخرجها بطريقة اخرى
و ان شاء الله تعجبكم
و الان مع طروادة 2007
و المخرجة الكبيرة ملائط غسيل



36 comments:

  1. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, ya benti enti mn wean btetla3i b hal osas :D
    ta7sheeeeeeeeeeesh Mala2e6 :D

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  2. buahahahahahahahahah....
    you made my morning !!

    ya3teke el 3afia :D

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  3. bti3rafi inno hatha ibda3 fanni?
    ya3ni bass law kan fee aswa6 bani admeen badal il kitabeh kan bikoon ishi yemken agda3 nahfeh (parody) 7dirtha bi 7ayati kollayatha :D

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  4. 3la golet el shabab ; DANDARAH w ma tes2leeny m3naha, bs eshy mofta5ar :D

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  5. maaaaaaaaaa 3endiiii flaaaaaash playeeeeeeeeer :'(''''
    mesh 3m ba2dar 27darooooooo
    ra7 3alai!!
    el IT farmatuli jihazi o ma nazzaluh o 6b3an mesh m32ul 2a2ulhum nazzluli el flash player ballah mshan 27dar clippat 3l net :-SS
    ra7at 3alaaaaai :-(

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  6. ya3ni wallahi bedi abki 3ala el madmoon , w estafadet mn hal ossa eeno lazem tema3 kalam emmak , w eno mish kol aflam el carton 7aki fadi w kaman elli ba36eeni hadyeh 3ala shikl 7sa6 6rwada ma a5odha mno...

    thank you el video bejnnen w ra2e3

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  7. qabani
    bas?:(

    tayyeb
    thanks
    3al 2alileh fee ishi 3ajabak ;)

    maiuosh
    :D

    ta3abi ma ra7 balash iza haik
    thanks maioush

    lotusgem
    yes3dak w yojbor khatrak :)

    sharifo
    mm..ye3ni a3mal kaman fimain lal afternoon w nite?:D

    thanks sharifooo..i am glad this drew a smile on ur face

    bakkouz
    remember ya bakka when i emailed u about the voice morpher?i tried but it didnt work and i dont like to imitate voices of men i will sound like a chocked cat..thanks bakkouz il 3azeem this means a lot

    bahloul
    dandara means lekha..lol thanks alot bahloul

    narnar
    7abeebty download it min 3endhom it takes a few minutes

    i want u to see it :(


    haythm

    i loved the lessons u found in the clip..kteer 7elween..:)

    and thanks for ur comment :)

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  8. يا بنتي انتي بصراحه مبدعه في كل اشي : ) أحلى من الفلم الأصلي

    أحلي اشي الأسماء...خليل لوووووووووووووووول

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  9. hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    mla2e6 ana nfse afhm esh b5tor b balk lma t7dre el film o b5leke torbote hal nas fena o b2osasna bs? hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    fnane fe3ln :)

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  10. HAHAHA

    Good job mala2et, amazing!

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  11. شو هاد!؟ بتنزلي بوستات من وراي؟ انا آخر من يعلم؟!و اللا هاد مزط منّي؟ :( له له له
    بس شو هالحشيش و الروقان يا ملائط؟ فررّطيني ضحك.. المكتب اللي جمبي اجو على صوتي .. و مش فاهمين اشي

    يسلمو ... كتير حلو

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  12. loooooool mala2e6!! mo m32ooooleh ente :)

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  13. Oscar nomination for this movie, especially the Oscar goes to the director and producer!

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  14. I second summer.. should be nominated for best foreign movie !!

    How are you doing??(Iremember u said you were sick??) It looks you're doing much better and well came back stronger as ever..By the way I like the joke on top right..very funny :D

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  15. good morning

    tamtam
    شكرا يا طمطم

    كل الفيلم خمس دقايق و ما رح اقولك اديش اخد وقت
    ابصر الاصلي ابو ساعتين و نص شو عملوا فية
    يمكن بصوروه من يوم ما هومر كتب الملحمة

    eman


    والله يا ايمان هاي شغلة عندي منذ الصغر
    و صارت طبع
    مش سيء
    ماشي و بيسلي
    متل ام اند امز

    شكرا ايمان

    roger
    thanks roger and welcome back

    Qwaider
    معقول يا قويدر اشي يمزط منك

    ؟؟
    قويدر بلانت و اظرب و اطرح و اجمع و قسم
    و الجذر التربيعي كمان
    يمكن
    لما نزل كنت بالكوفي بريك

    شكرا الك يا قويدر كلك زوء

    wondrs
    thanks wonders i am glad u liked it

    summorty
    heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

    and i would like to thank the academy,mr pitt for his outstanding performance,the production group,my mom..mommy i;ve done it.(u always said i was a failure nanana)my neighbours for their constant noise that kept me awake and working and last but not least all those who stood by me and supported me ..i am the king of the worlddd
    :D

    next step titanic

    summor me miss u..thanks 7abeebty

    noura
    lol lebanese noura
    i dont know another noura
    shta2lilik wli ;)
    (bas 3ashan tkouni b mood beiruti)

    walla ya noura i am still not feeling good
    there is something wrong ma ba3raf sho
    thanks noura for ur concern :)

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  16. 3an jad ebdaa3, which I respect....
    bas I didn't feel that it is funny, and ma fehemet why ya3ni jordanian Troy tal3a ma3ek takhalof 3ala nawraneh....
    I think that we also have a culture deserves to be respected ...

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  17. avner
    you have the right to not like it or say it is ugly or anything but to say nawaryeh w takhalof i dont think this is right to say coz you know that i always talk about our culture from all angles showing the right and wrong,with utmost respect

    nowadays this kind of language is widely used among many youngsters in our sociey on daily basis so afterall this became part of our culture whether we like it or not.

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  18. mala2et,

    seems you didn't got my point, I didn't meant you personaly, I mean that you reflected in your movie our culture as if it has elnawraneh weltakhalof wide on it, which is not!
    I have no objections on the language, my concern is on the meaning reflecting by using this language...
    and I liked it but I didn't found it funny!!

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  19. bas "el rababeh" doesn't fit for Josh Groban :)

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  20. avner
    i understood what you meant..you cannot deny that our culture varies,and please rememeber that my clip will hardely leave my manshar,so ur fears that it will give the world a wrong notion about us are not justified.i am one of those people who get angry whenever i see a mvie that is demeaning or that portrays us as ignorant or stupid but also i am a realist and i know we still have some ignorance around ..so as you see we,directors tend to shed some light sometimes on a certain area that of course does not by any chance undermine the other great areas or make them disappear.:D

    your point of view is taken into consoderation .thanks

    till the next movie

    maybe i will choose a differant culture;)

    gadenia

    akh law sme3ti motreb il rababab..ayya josh hada..but i had to edit the audioclip so that words wont interfere with reading the text

    he was singing remember me..
    but in a slightly differant way

    nice to see you around gardenia

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  21. walek sho haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad Raheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb y amala2e6 :) kter 7elo ...
    da7akteeeeni :):) ////
    hahahaha...
    mo5rejeh ra2e3a:)

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  22. loool
    و الله مـا حـدا غيـرك بيجيب الجـو البيـروتـي عـالمظبـوط

    انشـالله مـا فـي شـي، سـلامة قلبـك
    حبيبتـي و ما تشغلـي بـالـك
    Take care of yourself :)

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  23. mala2e6 :0:
    2asfe jeeedn m3esh w2et a2ra ele fat :S
    bs jeet asalem 3leke a2olk miSH you :$ o lessatne btnafas oxygen o eno bl 2ods bareeeeeeeeeed msh 6abe3e :D

    narakom qarebaan :hug:

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  24. leh ana elwa7ede ele ma sha3'al 3nde el video??? :( shaklo 7elo em 5alel w ma em 5alel w hal 2osas ... w 3la fekra mn 3'er ma ashofo .. sho jab elmawdoo3 3la balek ???
    :: wa7ad 7awaleen raso meet 3lamet so2al ::

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  25. mla2e6 leesh ma trasha7ty l majles el nwaab ??
    sad2eni lab2lek

    hehehehe :D

    Om El MeeS

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  26. mla2e6 leesh ma trasha7ty l majles el nwaab ??
    sad2eni lab2lek

    hehehehe :D

    Om El MeeS

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  27. mla2e6 leesh ma trasha7ty l majles el nwaab ??
    sad2eni lab2lek

    hehehehe :D

    Om El MeeS

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  28. يــــــــا حلــــوة، وينــــك؟؟
    طمنينـا عنـك
    :)

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  29. vagueraz
    thank you so much for ur kind words :)


    mnossh
    mnawreh el manshar

    always a pleasure to see you here mnoshty..:)

    bara2
    maybe u need to download flashplayer,it takes few minutes

    مجموعة حياة
    منورة يا ام الميس
    و الله انا ناوية على الدورة الجاية انزل بس اصير افهم شوي بال

    بال

    بالسياسة

    و اهو كله سياسة

    noura
    thanks noura..i dont know whats wrong with me..i cannot come here anymore..

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  30. weeenik ya bint ishtagnaaalik wallah

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  31. shakilha mala2e6 li3bat ana el na7li ana el dabbour kaman marra
    bal3'o 3nha bel mostashfayat wel ma5afer ...

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  32. amjad
    انا كمان كتير اشتقتلكم بس حكم القوي
    انا رجعت و ان شاء الله ما برجع بغيب

    anonymous

    لا لا انا هون بلاش المخافر
    على كتير مخالفات هلا بمسكوني

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  33. فيلم رائع
    اجمل من الأصلي ... هههههه

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